Becoming A "Witch House"

Chris & the kids put out the Halloween decor after Maya's soccer game this weekend. We don't go hog wild, although this year there are A LOT of spider webs, lots o' plastic spiders and one huge, nasty hairy spider...nice! Every time we pull up, I'll say, "ooh, look at that scary house" and Mason will say "No, it not scary, it a witch house.". And of course, there's an ongoing battle about whether they're "cobwebs" or "spider webs". "No, Mason, they're COB WEBS!" "No, it a spider web, Maya." I can't convince them that it's okay to agree to disagree...or that they could BOTH be right. Fun times.